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Bring Your Valentine to Pizza Inn
This is an experiment in found poetry. Each line of the poem is the subject line of an email that I have never bothered to read.
ReplyDeleteI encourage you to post your own "Unread Emails" in the comments or on your own blog. Gmail's Search Options can help you find ironic juxtapositions within your own unread mail.
More to come in the following days and weeks!
You neither earned 30 miles per $1 nor brought me to Pizza Inn in honor of Valentine's Day...
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